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Miss Susie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell.
Miss Susie went to heaven,
the steamboat went to...
hello operator please give me number nine and if you disconnect me,
I'll kick you from,
behind the refrigerator,
there was a piece of glass.
Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little,
ask me no more questions, I’ll tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their, flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park.
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the dark, dark, dark.
Silly sayings are a blast and it's learning that lasts and lasts!
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