Apple Cider Sticks

Apple cider sticks,
it makes me sick.
It makes my heart go two forty six.

Not because I'm dirty. Not because I'm clean.
Just because I kissed a boy, behind a magazine.

Hey girls, wanna have some fun?
Here comes Jonny,
with his pants undone.

He can wiggle,
he can jiggle,
He can even do the splits.
But I betcha 5 bucks he can't do this.
Close your eyes and count to 10, if you mess up,
start all over again!